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⚖️ 1. Agreement to Satirical Terms
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This web application is purely a comedy/entertainment platform. By choosing to proceed, you consent to having your digital screen habits, financial mistakes, and lifestyle choices roasted in public.
🎭 2. Satirical Disclaimer (Read Carefully)
The grades (ranging from A to F), official verdicts, and handwritten "Teacher Remarks" generated by JeevanReport are **fictional, satirical, and created strictly for comedic purposes** using localized Indian Gen Z memes.
- No Medical Advice: Sleep scores are not diagnostic medical data. If you have chronic insomnia, please consult a real doctor, not a sarcastic web app.
- No Financial Advice: The "Kharcha Report" and broke checks do not constitute professional accounting audits. Do not base your investment portfolios on your Maggi consumption.
- Sanskaar Checks: The Sanskaar and Rishta reports are joke audits. We are not responsible if your parents actually disown you.
📝 3. Intellectual Property & Sharing
You are highly encouraged to screenshot, download, and share your generated report cards on social media platforms (Instagram, WhatsApp, Twitter, etc.).
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🚫 4. Prohibited Uses
You agree not to use the website or its output to:
- Harass, intimidate, or bully real individuals by fabricating malicious or hurtful report cards to compromise their mental well-being.
- Reverse-engineer or attempt to scrap the site's codebase or static question assets for programmatic replication.
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🛡️ 5. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, JeevanReport.in and its creators shall **not** be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from your use of the platform. This includes, but is not limited to: mild emotional trauma, laughing fits, chai spillages on keyboards, or friendly roast arguments in WhatsApp groups.
🔄 6. Updates & Changes
We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time. We will indicate modifications by updating the "Last Updated" date at the top of this page. Your continued use of the platform constitutes your agreement to the revised terms.
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